Donald Trump The Biggest Loser
Written By Duane Scott Cerny
Trump continues to be worshiped as a prophet, who oddly has never turned one. His followers see him as the second coming, while Stormy Daniels barely noticed his first. Apparently when he pulled out his thumb-sized member Stormy thought he had a hitchhiking fetish. Joe Biden picked up steam this week. Bet you didn't know he was steam powered, did you? He was correctly able to identify both Nancy Pelosi and Nikki Haley while walking down a ramp! Trump on the other hand seems confused with any woman he deems un-&*^#$-able> But he's powered by windmills, so much of what he thinks and says, simply blows.
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