Human Leg on the Subway!
A human leg has been found abandoned on a New York subway track, police said, sparking an investigation into who it once belonged to and how they lost it. If this were any other city it would be considered a big deal, but in NY this kind of thing happens all the time.
Just check out the Dept. of Transportations Lost & Found. It’s a who’s who of lost limbs and other bodily type things. How else do you think I can sell my take home breast enlargement kit, Boob in a Box, so cheaply? This guy was probably trying to catch the train, got his leg stuck in the door as it was closing and like any normal New Yorker figured it wasn’t worth going back for if it meant he was going to miss the express.
