World’s Oldest Man Guinness Record
Written By Duane Scott Cerny
The U.K.’s John Alfred Tinniswood is officially the world’s oldest man at 111!
As his predecessor, Juan Vincente Perez unexpectably passed at 114.
Unexpectably? Tinniswood was born the same year of the titanic’s sinking—which he had nothing to do with.
He claims the secret to his longevity is luck, eating fish & chips, and burying his late wife on his local golf course—where coincidentally he shot a 111.
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